Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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