Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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