She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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