so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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