So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
These tits shall not be calmed
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