Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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