Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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