I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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