if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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