I got chris browned last night
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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