Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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