but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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