he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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