This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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