He had one of those small greek statue penises
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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