if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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