im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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