I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Randomize
