There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
