he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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