my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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