I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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