I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
