I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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