alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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