Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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