He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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