Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
