May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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