Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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