New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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