we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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