im having a threesome with these popsicles
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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