He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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