Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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