Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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