it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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