did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My balls are so social today.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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