i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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