Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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