Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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