I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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