operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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