I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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