he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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