im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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