I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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