if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Pants are for mortals
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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