Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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