I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
we should paint friendship bongs
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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